Whether you're here for the stonks, the tweets, or the all-caps speeches, this T-shirt captures the essence of modern America: money, influence, and a whole lot of drama.

Wear it to your next board meeting, protest, or Mars colony launch—wherever fortunes rise and fall, this shirt has your back.

Golden Parachute Apparel—because soft landings are for the rich.

It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping