About Us

Welcome to Golden Parachute Apparel, where satire meets style and billionaires get the roasting they deserve.

We’re not just another clothing brand—we’re a walking, wearable protest sign with a sense of humor.

Our products are created by digital artists who believe the best way to call out corruption, hypocrisy, and absurdity is through bold designs and high-quality threads that make a statement.

Whether you're here to turn heads, start conversations, or just get a few double-takes we’ve got you covered—literally.

At Golden Parachute Apparel, we believe that if the rich get cushy landings, the rest of us at least deserve great T-shirts.

So wear your opinions loud, because fashion is temporary, but mocking the powerful is forever.