Big Ego, Tiny Hands, and a Soft Spot for Belly Rubs

The most tremendous tee ever, believe us. This little fluffball may try to talk tough, but deep down, he just wants attention, admiration, and a gentle pat on the head with a belly rub.

Throws tantrums, loves snacks, and insists on being the center of attention. Sound familiar? Wear this and remind everyone that beneath the bluster is just a needy little creature craving affection.

Perfect for protests, memeing, or just enjoying a solid dose of political comedy.

Golden Parachute Apparel—because soft landings are for the rich.

It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping